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December Jukebox is live, with more to come

Forum thread:

I would have had this out sooner if I wasn't currently bedbound with a nasty stomach virus. As per usual, the rotation goes live on the next mapchange or reboot, whichever is first.

I'll be adding a select few more songs from both my collection and the suggestion thread (which, by the way has been reopened) to gradually create a nice bumper jukebox list, hopefully not for too long.

List is as follows for Dec 1/2:
  • A Hat in Time - Death Wish
  • A Hat in Time - Killing Two Birds
  • A Hat in Time - Rhythm Jump Studio Rift
  • Crypt of the Necrodancer - For Whom the Knell Tolls
  • Crypt of the Necrodancer - Vamplified
  • Eurogroove - Euronight
  • Gravity Rush 2 - Storm and Triumph (Suggestion from Matador)
  • Hideki Naganuma - AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE A FUNKY BEAT
  • Metal Slug 5 - Fierce Battle (Suggestion from ManeGunner6)
  • Niko - Night Of Fire (For Christmas Mix)
  • PAYDAY 2 - Death Row
  • Persona 2: Innocent Sin (PSP) - Knights of the Holy Spear
  • Persona 3 - Mass Destruction
  • Persona 3 Portable - Danger Zone
  • Persona 4 Arena - A Pure-Hearted Beast (Suggestion from lazybone95)
  • Shin Megami Tensei IV - Battle: B2 (Suggestion from Red/Ωmega)
  • Shovel Knight - Strike the Earth!
  • Sonic Mania - Blossom Haze (Suggestion from Chillediani)
  • Sonic Rush Adventure - Blizzard Peaks (Act 1&2 Mix)
  • Spark the Electric Jester - Special Boss (Suggestion from Alex Turtle)

...and to reiterate: The suggestion thread is open again[] for suggestions throughout the month because why the fuck not, I'm a lazy fuck who needs ideas to steal
View on Steam Posted by Tohru Adachi


Hey everybody, we're extending Season of Screams 3 until November 30th due to some technical issues we had early on, so that everyone has a fair chance of getting the items they want from the event. Hope you all have fun, and if there are any bugs I'm not aware of please message me directly on Discord at Screwdriver#1776

P.S. Unlike last year, we're not extending it twice.
View on Steam Posted by Frosty Scales

Season of Screams III: The Blood Trials

Would Halloween be any better if we had a soul-crippling debt to one of the various worldwide mafia groups? Probably not, because the wizards here are competent (we think).

From Oct 31 to Nov 22, you can waste away your precious* life, grinding away for useless digital meme items. That's over 3 weeks of complaining about the shitty map choices, gamemodes, players, and anything else you can think up with your shrivelled cluster of brain cells fun and more than enough time to throw your entire life savings at the miniscule chance of potentially winning your own one-man cheeseburger apocalypse!**

If you want to be in with a chance of some pill-grabbing fun, head over to the update page, conveniently located at to get started. Don't take too long, though. It only lasts for a few weeks before it'll mysteriously vanish (actually the flatpack stage we rented gets disassembled. Budget costs, you can't have it good all the time.)

Oh, and keep an eye out for more announcements over the coming days, we're looking to keep you entertained after all. New features, items and maybe some returning ones too. Anything to help pry you from your hold, hard cash. Please give us the damn money or the Canadian Mafia is going to fuck us

*Subject to valuation by one of our totally-legitimate looking contractors. We bear no responsibility if you are bound to a heretical demon after valuation.

**May contain digital asbestos.

View on Steam Posted by Tohru Adachi

Minor update for October 27, 2018

in which I remember the correct formatting for dates so people don't get confused:

pray to the heavens this is done in a timely manner
View on Steam Posted by Tohru Adachi

Good and Bad News

No forum thread for this one because it's rather important, or rather because it doesn't need one.

We're within a week of Hallowe'en, with Valve having launched the (very lacking) obligatory Scream Fortress update, it's usually about time to launch our own. However, there's been a lot of discord (pun not intended) within the team as of late as a sort of follow-up to the fuckfest of September (which managed to cancel our summer event) as if it wasn't enough of a "fuck you" from the heavens.

Which brings me to the meat of this post.
There's good news and bad news I have for you: The good news is that the vast majority of work for our event/update is already done and ready for deployment. Server-side code, assets from our talented asset man RatX and most of the items on offer are already ready for use (as far as I know).

The bad news is that we've got no-one to design (or really work on) the webpage end of things, since the event webpage design used to be handled by someone else who is now working elsewhere, we've been on an increasing uphill struggle.

I really don't like asking outside of my staff for these sorts of things, but if you're reading this and you've got some knowledge in webpage design, please get in contact with me. (Side note, PHP knowledge is a bonus. Yes, we're insane for using it. Good choices were never my forté.)

If you're interested, Send me a friend request over Steam (and leave a comment saying it's for this, too. I ain't psychic, but I wish I was) along with some examples of work and I'm prepared to negotiate payment for helping out. (Yes, real dollars/euros/pounds/yen/vietnamese dongs. Or TF2 items, whatever suits you.)

In a perfect world, I wouldn't have to write such an announcement making me look like an incompetent fuckwad. Sadly, this isn't a perfect world and I've got to, anyway. Maybe next time.

Regardless, I hope you enjoy Scream Fortress, even if I don't. I'm taking a break from the game for my own sake, and once I get this hallowe'en event put to rest I can enjoy my break fully.

Your admin,
Tohru Adachi
View on Steam Posted by Tohru Adachi
View on Steam Posted by Tohru Adachi